after school

Today when I got home from school, I decided to get back into the habit of pleasing myself. Because I haven’t done it so long, I’d almost forgotten I i ever did it before): which is sad… Any who… Of course I remembered tumblr… Being the one site I could go to with out seeing AS many dicks as omegle. -.- (I know dicks are supposed to turn girls on, but they gross me out) I dont care for porn all too much because sometimes it freezes on my phone.. So I decided to look up “sex stories” alittle obvious but hey.. thats what I wanted ?:D I love the stories because I could honestly care less who theyre about… I picture myself and my boyfriend… and sometimes girls<3(: haha weird… But I started reading and reacted quick because after the first story about a girl and her teacher I was already throbbing… I kinda missed the days I i would go over to my best friends house whenever I wanted and release my sexual tensions there without anybody knowing. -.- (Sorry I keep getting off track ) I played.. Came… And fell asleep. c: i woke up to a joke from my friend Noah…

“What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An Investigator ’ c:

After school can get pretty exciting!

ayeemoniquee:

too cute&lt; :3 
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catscatscatss:

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  • me: you'll regret staying up this late
  • me: i know
  • me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
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The Cake and I: Vegan Chocolate Cupcakes

brittykittycoco:

 

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 1/4 cup cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/3 cup vegetable oil
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar
  • 1 cup water

 

  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly…

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bloodyrosered:

Calling it a night!!! Sweet dreams babes!